Listen up, because you/bro/dude gotta get this straight. Whenever someone tries to pull/spin/twist your actually leg with some bogus info, just shoot/tell/lay down the hammer. Like/For instance/Say for example, if they try to claim/say/argue that the earth is flat? You gotta drop/hit/slam the truth bomb on them like: "The earth is a sphere/globe/round thing, bro! Get with the program/times/facts"
- Seriously
- Don't/Ever/Never let anyone pull/fool/trick you with their lies/BS/bull.
- Knowledge is power/key/the bomb, so stay woke/informed/in the loop.
As if You're Ancient History Now
Dude, remember when you were like, the King/Queen/Boss of the Scene/Hangout/Crew? Those days are Gone/Over/Kaput, Bro/Girlfriend/Fam. Seriously, you're more Retro than a dial-up Connection/Modem/Phone. It's like, you're practically part of the Stone Age/Caveman Era/Jurassic Period.
Just kidding! (kind of) But really, things change fast these days. What was Cool/Rad/Dope yesterday is totally Lame/Busted/Tragic today.
You gotta keep up with the times, or you'll be left in the Dust/Shadows/Past.
Okay Cancel Culture Is Overrated ✌️
Cancel culture was always totally blown out of proportion. Like, come on, people freak out over the most random things. It's like {everyone's a fragile snowflake who can't handle with any criticism. Give me a break! {People need to chill out and learn how to agree to disagree.
Honestly, not like people are. It rarely. Plus, everyone makes mistakes. We should just let it go instead of making a whole scene over it! ✌️
A Aksually Guide to Being Right (All The Time)
Yo, fam! Ever feel like you're the only one who knows what's up? Like everyone else is just clueless the big picture? Well, snatch your thinking caps, 'cause this guide is gonna boost your game. We're talkin' about becoming a certified know-it-all, conquering every argument and leaving your opponents in the dust. It's time to take charge the world with your superior intellect!
- To begin, master the art of reasoning. Those idiots rely on emotions, but you're gonna be a beacon of understanding.
- Next, learn to speak your thoughts with the confidence of a boss. Use big copyright, throw in some jargon, and don't be afraid to challenge those ignorants who dare to disagree you.
- Finally, always remember: being right is everything.
I Know What You Mean, Aksually... *Explains Entirely Different Thing*
It's a truly wicked internet trope that we all know and love. Someone makes a statement, and then another person chimes in with "Aksually," proceeding to explain an entirely different topic. Sometimes it's hilarious, but one thing's for sure: it's a beautiful example of how communication can go south.
It usually involves a obnoxious individual who feels the need to impose their knowledge on others, even when it's completely unnecessary. The irony is that these individuals often completely misunderstand the original statement.
It's a comedy of errors that we can all relate to. Next time you find yourself caught in this linguistic quagmire, remember: sometimes it's best to just agree to disagree.
Unpacking the Fall of "Aksually"|
It all started innocently enough. Back in around 2008, "aksualmente," that hilariously mangled rendition of "actually," was an absolute banger. Kids were {slinging it aroundlike confetti and parents were scratching their heads, wondering how this linguistic abomination became a thing.
- And suddenly
After a while, things started changing. The novelty wore off, maybe the joke became too predictable, or perhaps the internet just had its fill of such mangled English.
It's a mystery for the ages is that by the end of the decade, "aksualmente" was officially canceled. Today, it resides mostly in forgotten corners of YouTube. A sad tale for a once-hilarious phrase.